Guarantees
Quality
I guarantee that all products we send are premium quality: clean, tasty and potent.
Shipping
I guarantee that all orders are shipped securely and discreetly. I use vacuum-sealing to eliminate smell.
Delivery Time
I send virtually all orders out by Xpresspost within 2-3 business days of receiving payment. Usually people receive their orders within 5-7 business days of our receiving payment. Occasionally shipping will take a few days longer due to supply issues or other factors. It may also take a few days longer for mail delivery if you live in a rural area.
Delivery Guarantee
If for some reason your product doesn't arrive I will usually replace some or all of your order once for free. If the resend also doesn't make it then any further attempts are at my discretion only and not guaranteed.
Guarantee Exceptions
THIS GUARANTEE DOES NOT APPLY TO THOSE ORDERING FROM NUNAVUT, THE YUKON OR THE NORTHWEST TERRITORIES. See Nunavut Residents for more detail.